Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die)
Bad ink: Maury Povich portrait on his leg, which reads, “Keith, you are not the father” (not visible here)
But why? When you’ve got as many tattoos as Every Time I Die’s Keith Buckley (third from left), after a while, your body ends up morphing into a human doodle pad. That’s why no one seems to bat an eye—or take away the tattoo gun—when you have buffalo nickels behind each of your ears, a snake wearing a party hat while smoking a cigarette on your arm, or a portrait of talk-show host Maury Povich saying, “Keith, you are not the father” on your leg. Buckley is a huge Maury fan and has been said to watch the show every day when he’s home from tour. Hey, it could be worse: He could have a portrait of Jerry Springer.
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